Behold the truly Unspeakable!
| Memorable Atrocities | The Aliens | The Ships | 
Memorable Atrocities
 
 
This device produces the light.  | 
 
 
Fashionable and elegant...  | 
 
 
...the goggles! (and pinkie ring, again!)  | 
 
 
This eats up planets and entire solar system.  | 
 
 
It threatens Federation worlds!  | 
 
 
And it can attack!  | 
 
 
Phasers are inoperative on it!  | 
 
 
The constellation explodes in it...  | 
 
 
Dead at last!  | 
 
 
The poor Captain is suffocating in a vacuum machine! oh no!  | 
 
 
But... is it not rather...  | 
 
 
...a washing machine?  | 
 
 
This green 'energy field' stops the Enterprise and threatens to crush it! Oh no!  | 
 
 
Aren't you reminded of a quickening in Highlander?  | 
 
 
With the wind and dark sky and lightning and everything...  | 
The Aliens
 
 
Romulans, like Klingons, love to have some sort of sash.... but they're less shiny. Or maybe they're just cheap?  | 
 
 
The dying one also has vivid blue eyes! And note the trendy bridge!  | 
 
 
Poor Spock, who tries to escape his family only to find himself face to face with his father and his fiancée's boyfriend!  | 
 
 
Tholian in The Tholian Web. Complete with a ridiculously modified voice! Check out his cool ships!  | 
 
 
An Andorian in Journey to Babel - the pain(t)!  | 
 
 
A Tellarite in Journey to Babel: note the mask...  | 
 
 
The alien about to feed by sucking the salt out of Kirk's blood  | 
 
 
Just after having been shot  | 
 
 
The alien shot after attacking the Captain  | 
 
 
The Horta and its eggs in the background  | 
 
 
The Horta has been shot and is hurt.  | 
 
 
Stills can't do it justice, you've got to see it move!  | 
 
 
A young lady and two soldiers  | 
	 
 
The generals  | 
	 
 
Ambassador Fox and a general  | 
 
 
The pancakes.  | 
 
 
"Captain, they don't even look real!" Sic.  | 
 
 
After being phasered.  | 
 
 
They attack!  | 
 
 
Spock's nervous system is poisoned...  | 
 
 
...and it's painful!  | 
 
 
Bones shows Kirk what's causing the pain...  | 
 
 
...and they find a way to kill them!  | 
 
 
They are supposed to be akin to brain cells and act as a single organism...  | 
 
 
Akuta, who speaks with Vaal thanks to the quaint antennaes sprouting from his head.  | 
 
 
A bunch of locals.  | 
 
 
Don't laugh, but... this is Vaal (and its demise here).  | 
 
 
Vaal maintains them in a dependant state so that they feed him rocks.  | 
 
 
It orders them to kill the Enterprise party!  | 
 
 
Young people who will discover the pleasure of the flesh thanks to... Chekov. Yes, well.  | 
 
 
A giant hole in  | 
 
 
A giant  | 
 
 
And there's even Pacman's head in it!  | 
 
 
This is the highly dangerous mugato.  | 
 
 
It does remind me of the apemen in Space Odyssey...  | 
 
 
It even attacks our Captain! (see their costumes here)  | 
 
 
From the misty mists... WTF!?  | 
 
 
That's somewhere between a painted penis and a crusty microphone!  | 
 
 
Laugh. And now laugh at their technology!  | 
 
 
Philana. Yes, it was the same actress in A Taste of Armageddon.  | 
 
 
Parmen, the Plato-style king-philosopher wannabe, and Alexander, the dwarf with no telekinetic powers.  | 
 
 
Random smug Platonians. It's always those two, together. Fishy...  | 
 
 
He is so ugly that he would drive mad anyone watching him.  | 
 
 
...only trained people can, with a special visor.  | 
 
 
And here is the atrocious vision! OMG SPOTS OF COLOUR!  | 
The Ships
 
 
A Starbase in The ultimate Computer  | 
 
 
The Botany Bay in Space Seed alongside the Entreprise  | 
 
 
A shuttlecraft in Journey to Babel  | 
 
 
This is a spinning, changing colours warning to the Enterprise to stay the fuck away.  | 
 
 
Kirk, being the peaceful captain he is...  | 
 
 
does not comply!  | 
 
 
The Constellation in The Doomsday Machine  | 
 
 
The Constellation, rear view  | 
 
 
The Constellation taking the machine with herself!  |