Behold the truly Unspeakable!
Memorable Atrocities | The Aliens | The Ships |
Memorable Atrocities
This device produces the light. |
Fashionable and elegant... |
...the goggles! (and pinkie ring, again!) |
This eats up planets and entire solar system. |
It threatens Federation worlds! |
And it can attack! |
Phasers are inoperative on it! |
The constellation explodes in it... |
Dead at last! |
The poor Captain is suffocating in a vacuum machine! oh no! |
But... is it not rather... |
...a washing machine? |
This green 'energy field' stops the Enterprise and threatens to crush it! Oh no! |
Aren't you reminded of a quickening in Highlander? |
With the wind and dark sky and lightning and everything... |
The Aliens
Romulans, like Klingons, love to have some sort of sash.... but they're less shiny. Or maybe they're just cheap? |
The dying one also has vivid blue eyes! And note the trendy bridge! |
Poor Spock, who tries to escape his family only to find himself face to face with his father and his fiancée's boyfriend! |
Tholian in The Tholian Web. Complete with a ridiculously modified voice! Check out his cool ships! |
An Andorian in Journey to Babel - the pain(t)! |
A Tellarite in Journey to Babel: note the mask... |
The alien about to feed by sucking the salt out of Kirk's blood |
Just after having been shot |
The alien shot after attacking the Captain |
The Horta and its eggs in the background |
The Horta has been shot and is hurt. |
Stills can't do it justice, you've got to see it move! |
A young lady and two soldiers |
The generals |
Ambassador Fox and a general |
The pancakes. |
"Captain, they don't even look real!" Sic. |
After being phasered. |
They attack! |
Spock's nervous system is poisoned... |
...and it's painful! |
Bones shows Kirk what's causing the pain... |
...and they find a way to kill them! |
They are supposed to be akin to brain cells and act as a single organism... |
Akuta, who speaks with Vaal thanks to the quaint antennaes sprouting from his head. |
A bunch of locals. |
Don't laugh, but... this is Vaal (and its demise here). |
Vaal maintains them in a dependant state so that they feed him rocks. |
It orders them to kill the Enterprise party! |
Young people who will discover the pleasure of the flesh thanks to... Chekov. Yes, well. |
A giant hole in |
A giant |
And there's even Pacman's head in it! |
This is the highly dangerous mugato. |
It does remind me of the apemen in Space Odyssey... |
It even attacks our Captain! (see their costumes here) |
From the misty mists... WTF!? |
That's somewhere between a painted penis and a crusty microphone! |
Laugh. And now laugh at their technology! |
Philana. Yes, it was the same actress in A Taste of Armageddon. |
Parmen, the Plato-style king-philosopher wannabe, and Alexander, the dwarf with no telekinetic powers. |
Random smug Platonians. It's always those two, together. Fishy... |
He is so ugly that he would drive mad anyone watching him. |
...only trained people can, with a special visor. |
And here is the atrocious vision! OMG SPOTS OF COLOUR! |
The Ships
A Starbase in The ultimate Computer |
The Botany Bay in Space Seed alongside the Entreprise |
A shuttlecraft in Journey to Babel |
This is a spinning, changing colours warning to the Enterprise to stay the fuck away. |
Kirk, being the peaceful captain he is... |
does not comply! |
The Constellation in The Doomsday Machine |
The Constellation, rear view |
The Constellation taking the machine with herself! |