Behold the truly Unspeakable!
Memorable Atrocities | The Aliens | The Ships |
Memorable Atrocities
![]() This device produces the light. |
![]() Fashionable and elegant... |
![]() ...the goggles! (and pinkie ring, again!) |
![]() This eats up planets and entire solar system. |
![]() It threatens Federation worlds! |
![]() And it can attack! |
![]() Phasers are inoperative on it! |
![]() The constellation explodes in it... |
![]() Dead at last! |
![]() The poor Captain is suffocating in a vacuum machine! oh no! |
![]() But... is it not rather... |
![]() ...a washing machine? |
![]() This green 'energy field' stops the Enterprise and threatens to crush it! Oh no! |
![]() Aren't you reminded of a quickening in Highlander? |
![]() With the wind and dark sky and lightning and everything... |
The Aliens
![]() Romulans, like Klingons, love to have some sort of sash.... but they're less shiny. Or maybe they're just cheap? |
![]() The dying one also has vivid blue eyes! And note the trendy bridge! |
![]() Poor Spock, who tries to escape his family only to find himself face to face with his father and his fiancée's boyfriend! |
![]() Tholian in The Tholian Web. Complete with a ridiculously modified voice! Check out his cool ships! |
![]() An Andorian in Journey to Babel - the pain(t)! |
![]() A Tellarite in Journey to Babel: note the mask... |
![]() The alien about to feed by sucking the salt out of Kirk's blood |
![]() Just after having been shot |
![]() The alien shot after attacking the Captain |
![]() The Horta and its eggs in the background |
![]() The Horta has been shot and is hurt. |
![]() Stills can't do it justice, you've got to see it move! |
![]() A young lady and two soldiers |
![]() The generals |
![]() Ambassador Fox and a general |
![]() The pancakes. |
![]() "Captain, they don't even look real!" Sic. |
![]() After being phasered. |
![]() They attack! |
![]() Spock's nervous system is poisoned... |
![]() ...and it's painful! |
![]() Bones shows Kirk what's causing the pain... |
![]() ...and they find a way to kill them! |
![]() They are supposed to be akin to brain cells and act as a single organism... |
![]() Akuta, who speaks with Vaal thanks to the quaint antennaes sprouting from his head. |
![]() A bunch of locals. |
![]() Don't laugh, but... this is Vaal (and its demise here). |
![]() Vaal maintains them in a dependant state so that they feed him rocks. |
![]() It orders them to kill the Enterprise party! |
![]() Young people who will discover the pleasure of the flesh thanks to... Chekov. Yes, well. |
![]() A giant hole in |
![]() A giant |
![]() And there's even Pacman's head in it! |
![]() This is the highly dangerous mugato. |
![]() It does remind me of the apemen in Space Odyssey... |
![]() It even attacks our Captain! (see their costumes here) |
![]() From the misty mists... WTF!? |
![]() That's somewhere between a painted penis and a crusty microphone! |
![]() Laugh. And now laugh at their technology! |
![]() Philana. Yes, it was the same actress in A Taste of Armageddon. |
![]() Parmen, the Plato-style king-philosopher wannabe, and Alexander, the dwarf with no telekinetic powers. |
![]() Random smug Platonians. It's always those two, together. Fishy... |
![]() He is so ugly that he would drive mad anyone watching him. |
![]() ...only trained people can, with a special visor. |
![]() And here is the atrocious vision! OMG SPOTS OF COLOUR! |
The Ships
![]() A Starbase in The ultimate Computer |
![]() The Botany Bay in Space Seed alongside the Entreprise |
![]() A shuttlecraft in Journey to Babel |
![]() This is a spinning, changing colours warning to the Enterprise to stay the fuck away. |
![]() Kirk, being the peaceful captain he is... |
![]() does not comply! |
![]() The Constellation in The Doomsday Machine |
![]() The Constellation, rear view |
![]() The Constellation taking the machine with herself! |